People Who Make Dentures
One joke to make you hot?
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to her the truth, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
“Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?”
Grandma replied, “Oh, t’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!”
and then one day, the girl gave her grandmother a chocolate bar with macadamia nuts. since the grandma cant possibly eat the nuts, she just melts the chocolates in her mouth and spits the nuts on a jar.
one day her boyfriend went to see her and saw the jar of nuts and picked one and thought to himself, there is something different with the nut so he ate all of it.
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