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Can you solve these horrible puns on U.S. states’ names?
These are some terrible puns on some U.S. states’ names. My apologies in advance. The first highest score is the Best Answer. Example: 0. what’s up? how are ya – Hawaii
1. Proper weapon handling technique
2. Eastern potentate is more frisky
3. “That card game’s a piece of cake” says the king of Siam
4. The skull reminded Hamlet that he ________
5. A cul-de-sac in a partitioned street lane
6. The cartoon pinhead’s wife
7. Smith, the deceased race car junkie
8. Dentures after eating licorice
9. Annoy the title holder
10. Ink is considered more proper in these parts
11. Make eyes at a famous seascape
12. Scales for Perry’s assistant
13. I’m gonna find out what she thinks
14. She did me a big favor
15. What’s a four letter slang word for bottoms?
16. Mickey called it in to go
17. No longer radiant
18. Which Manson follower’s a man?
19. How could you choose that pigeon?
20. Former Redskins’ head coach at an A.A. meeting.
1.Alabama? ( bam ) Oregon ( gun ) California ( careful )
Help!
2. Alabama ( Ali bammer ) or Virginia ( virgin – ier lol )
3.
4. New York ( knew Yoric )
5. Utah ( something about a U turn?)
6. Louisiana *( Snuffy Smith and Weezy? )
7. Georgia ( George A. Smith? no idea )
8.Massachussetts ( mass of chew sets)
9. Arizona ( harry it’s owner? )
10. Pennsylvania ( pencil vain )
11. Connecticut ( cut eyes)
12. Wyoming ( weigh of Ming) ? scales as in weighs or scale as in climbs?
13. Alaska ( I’ll ask her)
14. Iowa ( I owe her )
15. Kansas ( cans-es lol )
16. Minnesota ( Minnie’s order )
17. Tennessee ( cannot see )
18. Texas ( Tex is )
19. Wyoming ( why homing? )
20. Mississippi ( misses his sip )
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